Unemployable Starter Kit

You build it yourself. No Soldering Required 
You use it at your own risk.
You are 100% responsible for whatever happens next.

If you're expecting:

Guidance

Wisdom

A responsible life path

…close this page and go do a plumbing apprenticeship or something.

If instead you want to:

Potentially tattoo yourself in your kitchen at 2AM

Become proudly unemployable

then congratulations, this is probably the best/worst purchase you’ll make all year.

Includes

Parts and tools to build the machine 

an amazing box

Zero life advice